Log #38323

Log #38323
Primary Objective: Study of Jell #M006 aka "Star"
Type: Normal
Class: M
Breed: House Cat
Pronoun Response: She/Her
JellFlavour: Watermelon
Staff Response: Friendly

Report 003
Reports 001-002 have been scratched from record.

Update: Through the rift, we have discovered media of an unknown JellHead. Despite being unknown, it is clear upon first glance that this JellHead is well-introduced to human contact. Standby as staff reviews the video received.

Report 004
After conducting a study of the footage leaked through ███████, it has become clear that #M006, referred to as “Star,” is lab-made. It is also clear that wherever she is from, this is a well-known fact. It seems that she may have even been “commissioned” from some currently unknown creator. Footage to be rewound and observed on a more surface level, standby.

Report 005
After a second run-through of the leaked footage, it seems that “Star” is somewhat of a celebrity. She is of housecat origin, wears a cape, and has a paper bag over her head that her owners like to write on. The footage contains visual and audio of Star rolling around on catnip-flecked carpet, attacking a ball of yarn. Near the end of the footage, her jell can be seen attempting to absorb the object before a panicked hand reaches over from off-screen, and the video ends. Until new information is provided, or we discover a way to seek it ourselves, this will be the end of the report.

Report 009
Reports 006-008 have been scratched from record.

Report 010
New material has been found. Our littlest member, through whatever sorcery she possesses, was able to snag a flashdrive through the rift. With little care of whether or not it would work, she bounced right into my office and plugged it into the side of my laptop while I was drawing up a report. Sure enough, my pc was able to boot up the contents, and I found myself faced with three separate files. As Fia is currently waiting for me to finish this report, I will proceed to watching the first file and continue my studies. Standby.

Report 012
Report 011 has been scratched from record.

Proceeding to watch file #2. Standby.

Report 013
After determining that the second file would be safer to watch, Fia noticeably relaxed as Star reappeared on the screen. At first it projected a simple slideshow of Star in various poses and outfits, often reenacting famous internet memes for an unseen audience. Then it quickly moved on to a series of short videos with relatively the same theme. Nothing of notice, other than there seems to be a voice remarkably similar to one of our JellSitters in the mix. Standby for tape #3.

Report 014
Even I must admit that the third tape is by far the best information which we have gathered on subject #M-006. Not even remotely because it contained any sort of relative information as two who, what or where the specimen is, but because it is regrettably the most delightful file to have gone through.

The camera is set likely on the ground, facing down a half that has been clearly trapped with saran wrap. Two voices behind the camera excitedly call for each other, before Ticho-voice calls out for the JellHead in study. Star bounds around the corner and races down the hall with thunderous footfall, only to leap back - fur bristling - when her jell touches the foreign substance blocking her path.

Her owners can be heard cracking up as she creeps forward and begins to paw at the see-through barricade. Star even bounces around, swatting as though encouraging the saran wrap to fight her. Several minutes of this goes on before a vacuum falls into frame from a room to the right of Star, startling her and causing her to somersault right into the plastic wrap and into the soothing arms of her gently cooing owners, just as the video cuts off. After composing ourselves, Fia and I agreed that this last video would be safe to share amongst our co-workers, and I wiped the remaining two files onto my own pc before my littlest co-worker skipped away with her prize. Remaining content will be compressed and siphoned to the boss’ laptop for further evaluation.

Report 016
Report 015 has been hastily stricken from record.

Report 025
Reports 017-024 have been scratched from record. Standby.

Report 026
Star has finally started to calm down. The level of pseudo-intelligence in this particular specimen is stunning, as she has proven to be able to understand specific words, phrases, and tasks. She brings back the toys we throw, is able to perform menial yet cute tricks, and has quickly stolen the hearts of our scientists. For the first time, every faction is present and on-time to study a specimen. Star seems to enjoy all of the attention of being passed around the different labs, doted and tested on. She has been especially receptive to things such as climbing ramps, feather wands, and scritches behind either ear. She has been unreceptive to belly rubs, canned tuna, and #M-035. As well as this, Star and Fia seem to be particularly attached to one another during testing.

After basic testing, we have discovered:

Outer Jell consistency: 75%. Inner Jell consistency: 100%. Toxicity: 3%. Density: 34%.
JellFlavour: Watermelon.
Spryness: 83%. Vulnerability: 72%. Trustingness: 61%.

Report 029
Reports 027-028 have been scratched from record.

Report 030
The Fia-voice keeps demanding we hand Star back through the rift. But we can’t, not now. There’s still so many tests t

Report 032
Report 031 has been stricken from record.

Report 033
Mwins has told us to destabilize the rift in order to close it, though even he seemed hesitant to send Star back. Though I doubt it is from sentiment rather than remorse for unfinished testing. Of course, we are doing as he said. Hyde seems upset, but they are adding more energy to the rift in order to prevent anything from passing through on either side. The rift is faltering, I can see the energy fluctuating as I write this, and I worry how far I should step back. I wonder if Star is okay.

Report 034
Against the boss’ wishes and without his knowledge, Hyde and I will be keeping a sample from the destabilized rift. It would be irresponsible not to use this advancement to our advantage in the field of JellHead studies. Further reports on this subject will be kept in a separate report.

Star will be missed, but it will not be the last time we see her. Study of Jell #M006 complete.